take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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