The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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