Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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