I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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