was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
