bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize