Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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