Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
did you just send me my own nude
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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