I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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