Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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