i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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