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Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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