He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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