he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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