Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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