Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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