I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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