Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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