Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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