I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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