rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
