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(502): View more from Kentucky

so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

her facebook's as public as her vagina

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.

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(417): View more from Missouri

how was ur day?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.

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(214): View more from Texas

I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?

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(613): View more from Ontario

He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"

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(914): View more from New York

I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses

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