She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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