Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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