I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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