i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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