I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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