Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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