Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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