You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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