i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I have tasted many bathrooms
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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