dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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