Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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