There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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