Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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