fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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