Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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