I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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