Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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