I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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