At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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