is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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