Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Randomize