We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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