i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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