i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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