I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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