your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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