belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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