he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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