Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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