So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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