please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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