how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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